December 23, 2006
If Cats Wrote Christmas Cards...
If Cats Wrote Christmas Cards
Meowy Christmas from your loving cat.
Aren't I cute?
Now leave me the hell alone.
We, your cats, at Christmas say,
Thanks for caring for us each day.
We love this season, all green and red,
And by the way, the hamster's dead.
As watchman-cat, I've done my job,
The house is safe once more.
That shiny stuff that stormed the tree
Is dead now on the floor.
Wrapping paper! Ribbon! Bows!
Tree! Tree! Tree! Tree!
Shiny! Shiny! Christmas balls!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee!
{CRASH!!}
Hee hee! I wish I could take credit for these but they're actually from a joke newsletter written by Moni.