I like to read other blogs. I lifted this from Iraqi Blogger:
To all the people who know Jay Leno, David Letterman and the rest...you might like to have a read of their political humour:
"President Bush said it's now time for a change in Iraq and he wants them to have a Western-style democracy like ours. So right now in Iraq, the economy is collapsing, businessmen are corrupt, and Hussein wants his son to take over as president. Sounds like mission accomplished." ?Jay Leno
"It was like Ground Hog Day. He popped out of a hole, and we got four more years of Bush." ?Bill Maher, on Saddam's capture.
"Now that George Bush has captured Saddam Hussein, it raises the question, what's he going to get his dad for Christmas next year?" ?Jay Leno
"Saddam was found cowering in his little hole in the ground. Supposedly, his goal was to remain in hiding until all the shooting stopped. Well, hey, it worked for the French." ?Jay Leno
"Saddam's daughter defended him, saying the U.S. must have drugged or gassed him. Otherwise, he never would have surrendered. Let me tell you something, the guy was living on hot dogs, Spam and Mars bars, and living in a tiny hole. I think he gassed himself." ?Jay Leno
"President Bush said today that when he was told Saddam Hussein had been captured he was up at Camp David reading a book. I don't know what's the bigger shock, capturing Saddam or finding out Bush was reading a book." ?Jay Leno
"When they caught Saddam Hussein, he had more than $750,000 dollars. When he heard this, President Bush immediately invited Saddam to a fundraising dinner" ?Conan O'Brien
"According to CNN, before the soldiers pulled him out of the hole, Saddam yelled 'I'm willing to negotiate.' I'm no expert on the art of the deal, but when you're in a hole with 600 soldiers around, what is your bargaining chip?" ?Jay Leno
"They found several pairs of Saddam's boxer shorts in the hut and, by the way, that is the closest we have come to finding weapons of mass destruction." ?David Letterman
"During his interrogation, Hussein was asked about weapons of mass destruction. He said the U.S. dreamed them up as a reason to go to war with us ? and Howard Dean said 'Hey, that's my line!'" ?Jay Leno
"Officials say that when they tried to interview Saddam Hussein he was smug, curt and often sarcastic. Later, Saddam apologized and said he was just doing his impression of Donald Rumsfeld." ?Conan O'Brien
"One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for flees on FOX News." ?David Letterman
"Saddam Hussein just gave himself up. I mean hell, Michael Jackson put up more of a fight." ?David Letterman
"Did you see the Iraqi people tear down that statue of Saddam? Hard to believe he won 100 percent of the vote in the last election. Voters are so fickle, aren?t they? One day they love you, the next day, oh boy." ?Jay Leno
"Saddam Hussein has been captured. I'm sure everyone knows that by now unless you've been living in a hole, in which case if you were, you're probably the guy they got." ?Jon Stewart
"Reaction is coming in from all over the world. The British government is praising the United States, the Spanish government said it was a great day, and the French government praised Saddam for the way he surrendered ? 'We couldn't have done it quicker ourselves!" ?Jay Leno
"More and more information coming out on Saddam Hussein. We now know that he has, like, 24 presidential palaces. Each one of these palaces of Saddam's has a dolphin pool and an amusement park. Well, if you didn't think this guy was creepy before ? now he's starting to sound like Michael Jackson." ?David Letterman
"Germany is now saying that they won?t go along with an invasion of Iraq. However, they did say they would go along if the invasion included Poland, France and Belgium." ?Jay Leno