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May 07, 2005

Who drinks this stuff?

Posted at May 7, 2005 01:13 PM in Cool Stuff , Work Stuff .

I was browsing a website dedicated to PC Modder's (A very creative bunch, by the way) and saw this advertisement for Jolt. Now that I'm back to work, and driving over two hours a day to and from, I have switched my coffee from the "lite" version to the new WaWa "Kenya AA" brand of "High Test coffee."

There are days where Jolt might just be an option, especially when it gets hot out and I'm not in the mood for coffee, but need a jump start in the morning to get my motor running. After reading about the caffeine content though, if I don't get an outright heart attack, I definitely won't need eight hours to do eight hours of work, I'll be running in place.

New High Caffeine Beverage: Jolt Energy Drinks!

Redesigned and improved - Jolt is back on the scene with one of the highest amounts of caffeine on the market! The new "Battery Bottle" features a custom metal cap that seals tightly and keeps the drink cold and pressurized. Plus a heat-sensitive ink meter printed on the bottle indicates the amount of liquid left in the bottle!

Every single Jolt drink features 141mg of Caffeine per bottle! Unlike many of the major drink brands, Jolt's caffeine comes from completely natural sources. At 23.5 fluid ounces per bottle, Jolt can satiate even the largest thirst! (Does not apply to Vampires.) And in an effort to please everybody, Jolt now comes in 5 fantastic flavors!

* Jolt Blue has a cool Blue Raspberry flavor and that caffeine Jolt is famous for!
* Jolt Cola is the old standard with more caffeine and more kick than ever! Still just as tasty and much better for keeping you running.
* Jolt Cherry Bomb is a bit like Dr. Pepper, yet has a whole lot more caffeine!
* Jolt Red has an amazing Cherry flavor with a hefty kick!
* Jolt Ultra is the top of the bunch with the same 141mg of Caffeine and added Tuarine, Guarana and Ginseng! Plus it features zero calories and zero carbs and a kicking Lemon-Lime flavor!

Currently listening to: The Beach Boys:California Dreamin:[03:13]

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Comments

Dang I needed that stuff when I was working the midnight shift at a marriott!

Posted by Jaws at May 7, 2005 11:47 AM
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