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Dr. Snip Vasectomy knife

From Finkbuilt

Finally , there is a product that appeals equally to zero population growth enthusiasts, and pocket knife collectors; The Vasectomy Clinic souvenir pocket snips.

This is by far the best piece of schwag that I have ever received. Don’t get me wrong, I love those little light-up superballs, folding binoculars and stress-reducers that you gather up at trade shows, but rarely do I feel compelled to show one to anybody once the event is over. This is schwag with content.

[composed and posted with ecto]

ouch, that made my spine tingle